One day you'll learn that titles can be misleading...
Actually I suppose this one isn't as misleading as 101 ones to eat your big toe and then talking about myself.
MY BUCKET LIST
This term apparently comes from the slang term as too 'kick the bucket' which means to croak it, which means to die. But if you think about it thoroughly surely a bucket list would then mean my death list, which sounds more like my funeral arrangements than happy things you want to do before you die, therefore its a misleading term... but as are many things.
Find 101 ways to eat your big toe. < This has got to be done. Its slowly driving me insane because of the fact there might actually be 101 ways to eat it. When I think about it, all I can think of is recipes for toes... which is very weird.
Finish my book. < There's a book I've been writing since i was 10 years old and i just haven't got round to writing anything more than the prologue, which needs to change.
Get married and have 2 children (or more if I find out i like them) < I often say to friends and family I don't know if ill get married or have children but that's a lie. Id like too. I mean I change my mind on a daily bases because i was the naughtiest child ever and i cant ever imagine having to look after someone like me ... but at the same time, i like children, they help you use your imagination that a lot of adults lose when they grow up. So children. Yes. Marriage. Certain. I like planning stuff, I get a pretty dress and everyone gets drunk. Happy days.
Travel! < is this a cliche for bucket lists. Id like to do what Karl Pilikington does and see the 7 wonders but ill enjoy them unlike him. I also want to see the northern lights either through lap land or Canada travel all around america and visit New York and California and all the tourist destinations there. Go to Italy the Trevi fountain, the Vatican city and eat pizza and ice cream while i'm there. Mannnn, theirs loads of things i want to see and do around the world, its such a wonderful creation after all.
Be a casting director < career choice I've had since i was 12 and i watched the credits at the cinema. I closed my eyes and said the next job i see on the credits is the job i'll do when i'm older. Ta da! Casting director.
Sing in front of a massive crowed< I love singing, and i'm good at it. Not in a big headed way, but I've practice enough to be good at it but i'm just not confident enough. I'm a shower singer if that. I don't even like my boyfriend hearing me sing or my flat mate. But one day, i'm going to have my own concert. Even if its just once and i'm going to just sing, non stop for hours and hopefully people will like it.
Build a house < It'll be like a real life sims game!
Create the elixa of life < i got the idea from harry potter and the philosophers stone. wouldn't it be call to never die? Then i could have a never ending bucket list!
But of course, because I've written mega amounts, this properly already seems like a never ending bucket list, but this is more my plans for the future than my bucket list, because by the time i'm about to die ( which will be when i'm 98, i used to wish on a ruler that i'd live that long) I would have completed these ( maybe not the elixa of life one otherwise i wouldn't be dying...)and they'll be nothing more to do but to sit back, put my feet up and relax...
Find 101 ways to eat your big toe. < This has got to be done. Its slowly driving me insane because of the fact there might actually be 101 ways to eat it. When I think about it, all I can think of is recipes for toes... which is very weird.Finish my book. < There's a book I've been writing since i was 10 years old and i just haven't got round to writing anything more than the prologue, which needs to change.
Get married and have 2 children (or more if I find out i like them) < I often say to friends and family I don't know if ill get married or have children but that's a lie. Id like too. I mean I change my mind on a daily bases because i was the naughtiest child ever and i cant ever imagine having to look after someone like me ... but at the same time, i like children, they help you use your imagination that a lot of adults lose when they grow up. So children. Yes. Marriage. Certain. I like planning stuff, I get a pretty dress and everyone gets drunk. Happy days.
Travel! < is this a cliche for bucket lists. Id like to do what Karl Pilikington does and see the 7 wonders but ill enjoy them unlike him. I also want to see the northern lights either through lap land or Canada travel all around america and visit New York and California and all the tourist destinations there. Go to Italy the Trevi fountain, the Vatican city and eat pizza and ice cream while i'm there. Mannnn, theirs loads of things i want to see and do around the world, its such a wonderful creation after all.
Be a casting director < career choice I've had since i was 12 and i watched the credits at the cinema. I closed my eyes and said the next job i see on the credits is the job i'll do when i'm older. Ta da! Casting director.
Sing in front of a massive crowed< I love singing, and i'm good at it. Not in a big headed way, but I've practice enough to be good at it but i'm just not confident enough. I'm a shower singer if that. I don't even like my boyfriend hearing me sing or my flat mate. But one day, i'm going to have my own concert. Even if its just once and i'm going to just sing, non stop for hours and hopefully people will like it.
Build a house < It'll be like a real life sims game!
Create the elixa of life < i got the idea from harry potter and the philosophers stone. wouldn't it be call to never die? Then i could have a never ending bucket list!
But of course, because I've written mega amounts, this properly already seems like a never ending bucket list, but this is more my plans for the future than my bucket list, because by the time i'm about to die ( which will be when i'm 98, i used to wish on a ruler that i'd live that long) I would have completed these ( maybe not the elixa of life one otherwise i wouldn't be dying...)and they'll be nothing more to do but to sit back, put my feet up and relax...
ps! according to Hilary Duff , a.k.a Lizzy Mcguire, The New York sky line is a must before you die! guess ill add that to my bucket list too!
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