A Bucket.

One day you'll learn that titles can be misleading...

Actually I suppose this one isn't as misleading as 101 ones to eat your big toe and then talking about myself.

                                 MY BUCKET LIST

This term apparently comes from the slang term as too 'kick the bucket' which means to croak it, which means to die. But if you think about it thoroughly surely a bucket list would then mean my death list, which sounds more like my funeral arrangements than happy things you want to do before you die, therefore its a misleading term... but as are many things.


Find 101 ways to eat your big toe. < This has got to be done. Its slowly driving me insane because of the fact there might actually be 101 ways to eat it. When I think about it, all I can think of is recipes for toes... which is very weird.

Finish my book. < There's a book I've been writing since i was 10 years old and i just haven't got round to writing anything more than the prologue, which needs to change.

Get married and have 2 children (or more if I find out i like them) < I often say to friends and family I don't know if ill get married or have children but that's a lie. Id like too. I mean I change my mind on a daily bases because i was the naughtiest child ever and i cant ever imagine having to look after someone like me ... but at the same time, i like children, they help you use your imagination that a lot of adults lose when they grow up. So children. Yes. Marriage. Certain.  I like planning stuff, I get a pretty dress and everyone gets drunk. Happy days.

Travel! < is this a cliche for bucket lists. Id like to do what Karl Pilikington does and see the 7 wonders but ill enjoy them unlike him. I also want to see the northern lights either through lap land or Canada  travel all around america and visit New York and California and all the tourist destinations there. Go to Italy  the Trevi fountain, the Vatican city and eat pizza and ice cream while i'm there. Mannnn, theirs loads of things i want to see and do around the world, its such a wonderful creation after all.

Be a casting director < career choice I've had since i was 12 and i watched the credits at the cinema. I closed my eyes and said the next job i see on the credits is the job i'll do when i'm older. Ta da! Casting director.

Sing in front of a massive crowed< I love singing, and i'm good at it. Not in a big headed way, but I've practice enough to be good at it but i'm just not confident enough. I'm a shower singer if that. I don't even like my boyfriend hearing me sing or my flat mate. But one day, i'm going to have my own concert. Even if its just once and i'm going to just sing, non stop for hours and hopefully people will like it.

Build a house < It'll be like a real life sims game!

Create the elixa of life < i got the idea from harry potter and the philosophers stone. wouldn't it be call to never die? Then i could have a never ending bucket list!

But of course, because I've written mega amounts, this properly already seems like a never ending bucket list, but this is more my plans for the future than my bucket list, because by the time i'm about to die ( which will be when i'm 98, i used to wish on a ruler that i'd live that long) I would have completed these ( maybe not the elixa of life one otherwise i wouldn't be dying...)and they'll be nothing more to do but to sit back, put my feet up and relax...

ps! according to Hilary Duff , a.k.a Lizzy Mcguire, The New York sky line is a must before you die! guess ill add that to my bucket list too! 

For those who can read...

Life Lessons...By an 18 year old child.

1. SHARE THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE. Writing is a form of expression, more so than it is a talent shared from my mum to me. Imperfection is the key to success and being able to dream is the only way to live your life to the fullest without regretting ever day that passes. Expressions like these define the person that shows their world their way of thinking. To pass on knowledge, is a gift to humanity, one that isn't acknowledged enough so therefore to hide the wisdom that you've earned  and not share it with a younger or even an older person than yourself, should be considered an offence against our law. Why not pass on the wonders that you've learned from life? Age doesn't mean wisdom, age means regret. Age means knowing that you could have helped but you didn't  you could have been better or tired harder, but you didn't  you could have expressed yourself, like I find myself doing today, and let others learn from your mistakes, but you didn't  To tell people how you feel, is like picking out of a lucky dip. Why take the risk if the reward you might get could be negative. But then why does life have to have rewards for it to be great?

2. POSITIVE THINKING. I get so caught up with how I feel at that very moment in time, that I’m disappointed when I come back to reality. Recently I watch everyone else move on with their life while I sit and stare from behind the glass. But I guess sadness makes you feel like that, isolated from everyone else. I find myself wishing. That’s it really. Wishing is magic, something that we’re continually told, doesn't exist. But my mum always tells me, that if I think positive enough and wish hard enough, then my thoughts, my positive ones, and my wishes can make it come true and surely, when I find myself in awe at this working, I can then call it magic, right? I wish that life was easy. That I didn't have regrets. That I had been a child that everyone loved to be around rather than one that everyone ran from. Age brings regrets right? I’m only 18. And I could sure write you a list of regrets, but would you even care? Why should you even care? You don’t even know me. Which is positive, because I’m not that girl anymore.

3. JUST WALK AWAY FROM THINGS THAT HURT. That’s the thing with the 21st century. We’re too self absorbed, too caught up with what everyone else is doing rather than looking at the people closest to us and seeing if they need help. I learned to judge from a young age, but I bet you did too. And after that, when I tired to express how I felt to people, even my family, I was judged too. People saw me as dramatic because I screamed, I screamed because people didn't listen. So for anyone, of any age reading this, don’t scream. Don’t even shout, just walk away when people start laughing at how you feel, or telling you that your lying about how you feel or anything important to you for that matter, because you no better, and one day they’ll learn that you where telling the truth and they’ll learn that they were wrong to treat you like they did. I’m not saying that I was perfect. Nowhere near! I was the rattiest child you could imagine, especially when I didn't get my own way, but redemption is the key to growing up not just physically but emotionally too. So walk away from the things or people that hurt you because eventually they find they way back for redemption.

4. FEEL GOOD. You have to feel good about yourself for others to feel good about you. I haven’t yet mastered this one, well I haven’t mastered any of them yet, but I’m perfecting on them.  You only feel fat and you only feel ugly because society casts that upon you. And you know what kind of people who cast that upon you are? FAKES. Be who you are, not who you want to be. I’m sure that person who lays next to you at night and makes sure that your alright everyday doesn't look to see what imperfections you have when they spend every second loving you, whether it be your mother or father or that special person that makes you feel whole when there with you. You can only feel good when you know that what you’re doing with your life is best for you and also the people you care about. Never be self centered  It’s an awful characteristic and I can guarantee you that you’re better than that. Feel good about who you are, what you’re doing and who you’re growing up to be. Your always learning to be a better person.

5.LOVE BUT LIVE. Friends are as important as lovers. Lovers can be friends. Friends can be enemies but at the end of the day if you've got no one to love, then feel free to tell me how you’re living. Whoever or whatever (if they can see us, that is) , created the world we lived, could look at its creation now, would be disappointed. We’re destroying the thing that lets us live and were filling it with people who don’t know how to love and how to rule a community that should focus on loving. Because love is also the key to success. Imperfection is the key to success. So is positive thinking and feeling good because without this you wouldn't be living and if you couldn't live, then how would you share the knowledge you posses from your life time with the people who will shape the new world for our families to live in? Think about it.

As per  

 Lauren Michelle  : )

101 ways to eat your big toe.

Okay, I lied. There's probably like 3 ways to eat your big toe. Lifting it to your face, bending down to it and hanging upside down off your bed and seeing if you can do a sit up, just to even get a lick of it. Gross right?

But at least I got your attention.

I've never blogged in my life and its all seems very confusing. I've written many a diary which I kinda guess is what a blog is... but that then proceeds to confuse me.

You often get told : Don't go telling everyone who you are and what goes on in your life on Facebook but its okay if you want to do it on e blogger or any other type of blog site.Sometimes society is just screwed. Like for example, my spell check gives Facebook a capital letter when I don't but if I type in superfragcallilisticexpalidoshs (not even sure if the spelling is right. You'll learn i'm the worst speller ever.) it has no clue what I'm talking about... Spell check just stomped on my childhood. Sucks.

Anyway blogging.
I'm guessing all bloggers start of their blog with a rant about how they don't know how to use it but hopefully nobody does it with a title like mine.

Lauren Michelle : ) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0IwDgUe3s < just some mad man talking as if his toe is a character... insane.